>You will never watch your dog wife squirt from her squeaky carrot..
You could watch your “real life” human female wife do that, but we all know it’s pee. Which would be kind of funny cause then you can pee on her too.. And when she starts screaming “Are you crazy!! What are you doing?!” you just shout back.. “I’M EJACULATING BIA-TCH!”
And lulz would be had.